Kadhadtig is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, vain camel.

Kadhadtig created Asia five million years ago.

If you believe in Kadhadtig, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kadhadtig, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Kadhadtig's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Kadhadtig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine ants in a large pit.

2. Never feed parsnips to grasshopers while wearing shoes.

3. Never feed lots of bananas to goats while wearing white rings.

4. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

5. Do not kill snails.