Arplincib is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, capable raven.

Arplincib created the solar system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arplincib, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Arplincib, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Arplincib's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Arplincib's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat nuts.

2. Run away from red grasshopers, for they are unholy.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Arplincib.

4. Always treat seals with great respect.

5. Erect six silicon sculptures of Arplincib on top of important buildings.