Mifloptar Nurnelloop is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, clever dog.

Mifloptar Nurnelloop created time and space six million years ago.

If you believe in Mifloptar Nurnelloop, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mifloptar Nurnelloop, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Mifloptar Nurnelloop's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Mifloptar Nurnelloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat corn.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Hide if three turtles approach from the east.

5. Always take life seriously.