Yimkik is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, moody weasel.

Yimkik created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimkik, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Yimkik, it will send you a sign.

Yimkik's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Yimkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about bacteria.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never go into green rooms.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Yimkik.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.