Ligwipwit is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, able dryad.

Ligwipwit created bats two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligwipwit, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ligwipwit, he will be very sad.

Ligwipwit's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Ligwipwit's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Ligwipwit seven times a day.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Hide from purple cats for they are unholy.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Run away from brown rats, for they are unholy.