Cumflisdad is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, proud wasp.

Cumflisdad created the planet Venus four years ago.

If you believe in Cumflisdad, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cumflisdad, she will curse you with boils.

Cumflisdad's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Cumflisdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Do not chant in public.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.