Vinjadbidbast is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, all-powerful chinchilla.

Vinjadbidbast created carbon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vinjadbidbast, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vinjadbidbast, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Vinjadbidbast's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Vinjadbidbast's Holy Commandments

1. Always help great tits.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Vinjadbidbast in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never hop in the presence of horses.