Linartfebbatyik is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unsympathetic mink.

Linartfebbatyik created tapeworms twelve years ago.

If you believe in Linartfebbatyik, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Linartfebbatyik, it will think nothing of it.

Linartfebbatyik's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Linartfebbatyik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Linartfebbatyik's name in vain.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always help sick great tits.

4. Do not keep eight eagles in a large pit.

5. Do not covet oxen.