Badgepquat is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, thoughtless dryad.

Badgepquat created a bottom quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badgepquat, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Badgepquat, it will turn you into a duck.

Badgepquat's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Badgepquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never paint your arms fawn.

3. Never go into violet rooms.

4. Never wear pink jumpers.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.