Limwanteen is a god.
It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, strong
beaver.
Limwanteen created life five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Limwanteen, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Limwanteen, it will not invite you to parties.
Limwanteen's most sacred site is Polagam in India.
Limwanteen's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt squirrels.
2. You must pray to Limwanteen five times a day.
3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
4. Run away if nine birds approach from the north.
5. Do not chop down trees.