Limwanteen is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, strong beaver.

Limwanteen created life five billion years ago.

If you believe in Limwanteen, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Limwanteen, it will not invite you to parties.

Limwanteen's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Limwanteen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt squirrels.

2. You must pray to Limwanteen five times a day.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Run away if nine birds approach from the north.

5. Do not chop down trees.