Zedfiggen is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, ill-tempered gnu.

Zedfiggen created energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Zedfiggen, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zedfiggen, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Zedfiggen's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Zedfiggen's Holy Commandments

1. Always help otters.

2. Horses are not to be trusted.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Retreat if three manatees approach from the west.

5. Never talk about turtles.