Gudragbab is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, stupid grasshopper.

Gudragbab created gold eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gudragbab, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gudragbab, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gudragbab's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Gudragbab's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Gudragbab.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Gudragbab.