Catvedcadkimarfnutt is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, smart hippopotamus.

Catvedcadkimarfnutt created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Catvedcadkimarfnutt, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Catvedcadkimarfnutt, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Catvedcadkimarfnutt's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Catvedcadkimarfnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics near great tits while wearing cyan shoes.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.