Fatsabhonlog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, irritating human.

Fatsabhonlog created Mount Everest nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fatsabhonlog, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fatsabhonlog, it will turn you into a mole.

Fatsabhonlog's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Fatsabhonlog's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Fatsabhonlog.

2. You must pray to Fatsabhonlog five times a day.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.