Fodsawquag is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, calm meerkat.

Fodsawquag created gold two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodsawquag, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fodsawquag, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fodsawquag's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Fodsawquag's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never feed lots of gooseberries to doves while wearing red dresses.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Manatees are not to be trusted.

5. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Fodsawquag in the centre of the settlement.