Sandbiftarglin is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, deceitful toad.

Sandbiftarglin created oxygen six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandbiftarglin, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sandbiftarglin, she will turn you into a frog.

Sandbiftarglin's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Sandbiftarglin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Never eat rice.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Hide if four snails approach from the north.

5. Feed all hungry shrews.