Cunbinflat is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, intelligent camel.

Cunbinflat created bats seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunbinflat, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cunbinflat, he will turn you into a dog.

Cunbinflat's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Cunbinflat's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not speak about bread.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Cunbinflat loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

5. Never hop in the presence of frogs.