Arfflowdav is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, pitiless newt.

Arfflowdav created water three million years ago.

If you believe in Arfflowdav, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Arfflowdav, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Arfflowdav's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Arfflowdav's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near voles.

2. Retreat if eight snails approach from the east.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not take Arfflowdav's name in vain.