Nildudkop is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, happy bee.

Nildudkop created everything that exists five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nildudkop, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nildudkop, it will turn you into a slug.

Nildudkop's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Nildudkop's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed corn to snakes while wearing blue hats.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Never talk about optics near pigs while wearing turquoise rings and balancing eight iron spheres on your hands.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.