Cebgudmid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, emotional chinchilla.

Cebgudmid created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cebgudmid, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cebgudmid, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Cebgudmid's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Cebgudmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt bats.

2. Cebgudmid loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Cebgudmid loves mites, so they must be respected.