Hivnulkam is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, witty toad.

Hivnulkam created the planet Venus two years ago.

If you believe in Hivnulkam, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hivnulkam, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Hivnulkam's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Hivnulkam's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Run away from blue ducks, for they are unholy.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hivnulkam.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.