Aftungov is a god.

He takes the form of a large, omnipotent wasp.

Aftungov created a bottom quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Aftungov, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Aftungov, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Aftungov's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Aftungov's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never mention mites.

3. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Aftungov in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never eat green fruit.