Nangigsit is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonest dryad.

Nangigsit created humankind four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nangigsit, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nangigsit, she will turn you into a worm.

Nangigsit's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Nangigsit's Holy Commandments

1. Nangigsit loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

2. Put Nangigsit first in all things.

3. Never write about optics.

4. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.