Nangigsit is a god.
She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonest
dryad.
Nangigsit created humankind four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nangigsit, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Nangigsit, she will turn you into a worm.
Nangigsit's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.
Nangigsit's Holy Commandments1. Nangigsit loves sharks, so they must be honoured.
2. Put Nangigsit first in all things.
3. Never write about optics.
4. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.
5. Do not wear silicon on your body.