Rullnadlen is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unsympathetic whale.

Rullnadlen created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Rullnadlen, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rullnadlen, she will remove you from existence.

Rullnadlen's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Rullnadlen's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Never wear jumpers.