Davgilbif is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, quiet narwhal.

Davgilbif created a bottom quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Davgilbif, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Davgilbif, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Davgilbif's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Davgilbif's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

2. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.