Yakgighun is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awe-inspiring mink.

Yakgighun created Africa nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yakgighun, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yakgighun, he will remove you from existence.

Yakgighun's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Yakgighun's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Yakgighun in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always pray immersed in water.