Zigartduss is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, competent hydra.

Zigartduss created a Higgs boson nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigartduss, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zigartduss, it will not care.

Zigartduss' most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Zigartduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zigartduss.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never hurt nematodes.