Dosspomvin is a god.

She takes the form of a large, cheerful wombat.

Dosspomvin created an electron three million years ago.

If you believe in Dosspomvin, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dosspomvin, she will turn you into a hamster.

Dosspomvin's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Dosspomvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always look after injured birds.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about asteroids.