Libxinyartcar is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, dishonourable human.

Libxinyartcar created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Libxinyartcar, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Libxinyartcar, she will not care.

Libxinyartcar's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Libxinyartcar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Libxinyartcar's name in vain.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Libxinyartcar on top of all buildings.

3. You must pray to Libxinyartcar six times a day.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always treat nematodes with great respect.