Tanweequeeg is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, weak naga.

Tanweequeeg created oxygen six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tanweequeeg, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tanweequeeg, he will turn you into a puffin.

Tanweequeeg's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Tanweequeeg's Holy Commandments

1. Tanweequeeg loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Retreat if four seals approach from the west.