Dudstraginggarcendap is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, effective frog.

Dudstraginggarcendap created the universe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudstraginggarcendap, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dudstraginggarcendap, he will destroy your favourite star.

Dudstraginggarcendap's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Dudstraginggarcendap's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dudstraginggarcendap.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Erect a giant white sculpture of Dudstraginggarcendap in the centre of the settlement.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.