Wodnangup is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonest elephant.

Wodnangup created the planet Earth six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodnangup, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wodnangup, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Wodnangup's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Wodnangup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill grasshopers.

2. Do not hurt badgers.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Pray towards the west.