Natbessfob is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, staggering squirrel.

Natbessfob created a down quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Natbessfob, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Natbessfob, he will jump up and down on your head.

Natbessfob's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Natbessfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of turtles.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near dogs while wearing brown shoes and balancing three gold spheres on your head.

4. Do not hurt grasshopers.

5. Never talk about eukaryotes.