Randumsis is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, vain hamster.

Randumsis created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Randumsis, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Randumsis, she will turn you into a goat.

Randumsis' most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Randumsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in the presence of ducks.

2. Hide if five horses approach from the west.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Randumsis.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. Always treat mice with great respect.