Funbastcet is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, unthoughtful dingo.

Funbastcet created a quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Funbastcet, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Funbastcet, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Funbastcet's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Funbastcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of otters.

2. Never talk about spacetime.

3. Do not eat lemons.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Funbastcet on top of all buildings.