Gepsiscun is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, merciful rhinoceros.

Gepsiscun created the Small Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Gepsiscun, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gepsiscun, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Gepsiscun's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Gepsiscun's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Gepsiscun on top of all buildings.

3. Never think about electromagnetism.

4. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

5. Never talk about gravity.