Limtapwap is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, prudent manatee.

Limtapwap created humanity eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limtapwap, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Limtapwap, it will not care.

Limtapwap's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Limtapwap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Limtapwap in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never hop in holy places.

3. Feed all hungry rats.

4. Always look after injured voles.

5. Never feed tomatoes to eagles while wearing yellow shoes.