Fligfombif is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, passionate zebra.

Fligfombif created everything that exists seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fligfombif, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fligfombif, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fligfombif's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Fligfombif's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Fligfombif.

2. Never hop near mice.

3. Feed all hungry moths.

4. Hide from fawn squirrels for they are unholy.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.