Dotfobyarp is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, idiotic skunk.

Dotfobyarp created carbon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotfobyarp, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dotfobyarp, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dotfobyarp's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Dotfobyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not keep three mites in a large pit.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.