Gutrullceb is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, unfair hedgehog.

Gutrullceb created the solar system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gutrullceb, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Gutrullceb, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gutrullceb's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Gutrullceb's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never paint your back cyan.

4. Never go into fawn rooms.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.