Gilhinbop is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, moody horse.

Gilhinbop created bats seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilhinbop, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gilhinbop, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Gilhinbop's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Gilhinbop's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

5. Pray towards the south.