Japjipdid is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, clever mink.

Japjipdid created the Sunflower Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Japjipdid, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Japjipdid, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Japjipdid's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Japjipdid's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear indigo.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

4. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.