Duddavwod is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, effective tortoise.

Duddavwod created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Duddavwod, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Duddavwod, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Duddavwod's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Duddavwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near grasshopers while wearing pink shoes and balancing five copper spheres on your hands.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not hurt porpoises.

5. Do not commit murder.