Fensitmut is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, able ant.

Fensitmut created Europe four years ago.

If you believe in Fensitmut, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fensitmut, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fensitmut's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Fensitmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill seals.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Fensitmut on top of all buildings.

4. Fensitmut loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not speak about wheat.