Ren is a god.
It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, able
dingo.
Ren created bats nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ren, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Ren, it will be mildly annoyed.
Ren's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Ren's Holy Commandments1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
2. Always stare at clouds.
3. Never hurt badgers.
4. Ren must be the most important thing in your life.
5. Never write about dwarf planets.