Cubhaksterken is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, compassionate lizard.

Cubhaksterken created humankind five million years ago.

If you believe in Cubhaksterken, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cubhaksterken, she will turn you into a mouse.

Cubhaksterken's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Cubhaksterken's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about electromagnetism.

2. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

3. You must pray to Cubhaksterken seven times a day.

4. Do not speak about grapes.

5. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.