Tamvinzim is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unjust frog.

Tamvinzim created dark energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamvinzim, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tamvinzim, she will be mildly annoyed.

Tamvinzim's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Tamvinzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never chant in the presence of sharks.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. You must never eat parsnips.