Zodyokpig is a god.

She takes the form of a large, omnipotent gorilla.

Zodyokpig created silver six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodyokpig, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Zodyokpig, she will not invite you to parties.

Zodyokpig's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Zodyokpig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Zodyokpig loves mites, so they must be honoured.

3. You must never eat peas.

4. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

5. Never write about cell theory.