Bellpadfon is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unselfish ferret.

Bellpadfon created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Bellpadfon, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bellpadfon, it will turn you into a duck.

Bellpadfon's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bellpadfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Worship no other gods but Bellpadfon.

3. Bellpadfon loves mice, so they must be respected.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always wear mauve.