Dusspoglop is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, thoughtless hippopotamus.

Dusspoglop created a charm quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dusspoglop, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dusspoglop, he will come to you in dreams.

Dusspoglop's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Dusspoglop's Holy Commandments

1. Put Dusspoglop first in all things.

2. You must never eat peas.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.